Here is the crime scene I found when I came to work last week…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arriving at work at 11pm…Working night shift all alone…Clearly the scene of a crime…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An unspeakable mess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More stultifying gore…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turns out it was very blood-like red paint thrown sloppily into the trash. I can’t tell if I was relieved or disappointed.

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